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Children of the Corn: Genesis (2011)
It's been a while since my Catholic school education and my Christian Theology A-Level, but I am reasonably sure that Genesis comes before Revelation. Quite a fair bit before, in fact. Perhaps the...
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Children of the Corn: Runaway (2018)
It's the last day of February and also the final entry in the Children of the Corn series, praise be to Eris and to He Who Walks Behind The Rows (it never helps to hedge your bets, that's all I'm...
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Castle Freak (1995)
We've had several of sci-fi, horror and Lovecraft director Stuart Gordon's films on this blog before - From Beyond, Dagon and (non-Cthulhu related) Dolls - and so I think we can safely say that he's...
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Suspiria (2018)
I admit, when I originally heard that they were doing a remake of Dario Argento's Suspiria, one of my favourite films of all time, my reaction was a little like Donald Sutherland's at the end of the...
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Child's Play (1988)
July has rolled around again, and this time it was a lot easier to pick which franchise to review. After all, with a remake/reboot/reimagining having just been released, it would probably be a crime...
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Child's Play 2 (1990)
The first Child's Play made $44 million on a budget of just $9 million, and so it should come as no surprise to learn that a sequel was given the green light almost immediately. A change in studio...
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Exists (2014)
Existsis a 2014 found-footage, lost-in-the-woods-with-Bigfoot horror film from Eduardo Sanchez, which means that any jokes I could make about maps being kicked into creeks or people looking for Josh in...
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The Seventh Curse (1986)
I will be the first to admit that, as much as I might try to broaden my horror horizons, quite often I’ll fall back into old/bad habits – and genres – if given half a chance or if I’m having a bad day....
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Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)
Let's be upfront here: this review will contain spoilers. The biggest spoiler of all is that yet again I am disappointed and Spiral: From the Book of Saw does not involve a Jigsaw apprentice Battle...
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A Quiet Place Part II (2020)
As of today, I've temporarily exhausted all the films I'm willing to see at the cinema for the time being (unless I get a case of cabin fever and decide to see Cruella, aka The Devil Wore Dalmatian)....
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Army of the Dead (2021)
"You all keep talking about the city like it's their prison. It's not. It's their kingdom."I feel I need to give a small caveat at the start of this review: I am not a particularly big fan of Zach...
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